Bahorel would button up his coat to not be contaminated by law school jfc
I love that this isn’t something we all made up because it was wacky, this is WHAT HE ACTUALLY DOES, he actually goes and HIDES IN HIS COAT WHEN HE PASSES LAW SCHOOL, Bahorel is a ludicrous creature and I love him.
don’t try to make phoebe into a hardass
don’t try to make cosette into a hardass
don’t try to make every feminine and sensitive female character into a “badass”. you can be both, but there’s nothing wrong with phoebe d’ysquith and cosette the way they are.
les mis au where everything the same except instead of red and black they sing “tell m more” from grease.
who’s asking cosette though
[deep valjean voice]
tell me more
tell me more
I think the “women are mysterious” thing can also come from:
1) Women actually being quite clear, but not telling men what they want to hear. ”She said she doesn’t want to talk to me? So many mixed messages and confusing signals!”
2) Women not having cheat codes. ”I tried being nice, and she didn’t have sex with me. I tried being an asshole, and she didn’t have sex with me. Come on, there’s got to be some kind of solution to this puzzle!”
3) Women not being a hive mind. ”First a woman told me that she likes guys with big muscles. Then the very next day a woman told me she thinks muscles aren’t attractive at all. Make up your mind, women!”
4) An individual woman doing something confusing, and instead of asking “why is she doing this now?” men ask “why do women always do this?”
joly is one letter away from joy and i don’t think that’s a coincidence